August 2012
1 post
When people tell me that what I'm eating is...
totally-relatable:
May 2012
71 posts
When you are assigned a group project
When you see a mosquito on your friend's shoulder
i don’t want to talk to anybody but i don’t want...
Teacher: "This will be a partner project."
My friend and I are like
Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”
So my friend and I are like
That moment when you've smiled so much that your...
So you try to rub them to make them stop hurting
Teacher: Where's your book?!
Student: At home.
Teacher: And what’s it doing there?!
Student: Obviously, having more fun than me.
When a song you haven't heard in forever comes on:
It’s like…wait this sounds familiar
Then you that one verse that makes you remember the song
Then you are like
Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?
Me:
When I pass a test I didn't study for
Pretending To Be A Model..
Expectation:
Reality:
"Do you still use your fingers to count?"
That awkward moment when a 7 year old girl forces...
Dude, when I was your age, I forced my mom to buy me Pokemon cards.
HELL YEA!!!!!
When your parents say "You're wasting too much...
When the bitch you hate speaks:
What you wanna do
But all you really do is
When your mom starts cooking and the aroma moves... →
I wonder if British people, sit around and do...
Being an embarrassing motherfucker in public:
When you give up some of your food for someone
When the bitch I hate falls..
On the inside, I’m like:
On the outside:
That feeling you get when you know it's not the...
Pressing the elevator button more than once,...
How you feel when you're winning an argument:
The feeling of having new and clean bed sheets:
