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When people tell me that what I’m eating is fattening:

When you are assigned a group project

When you see a mosquito on your friend’s shoulder

i don’t want to talk to anybody but i don’t want to be alone at the same time

Teacher: “This will be a partner project.”

My friend and I are like

Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”

So my friend and I are like

That moment when you’ve smiled so much that your cheeks hurt

So you try to rub them to make them stop hurting

Teacher: Where’s your book?!

Student: At home.

Teacher: And what’s it doing there?!

Student: Obviously, having more fun than me.

When a song you haven’t heard in forever comes on:

It’s like…wait this sounds familiar

Then you that one verse that makes you remember the song

Then you are like

Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?

Me:

When I pass a test I didn’t study for