When people tell me that what I’m eating is fattening:
When you are assigned a group project
When you see a mosquito on your friend’s shoulder
i don’t want to talk to anybody but i don’t want to be alone at the same time
Teacher: “This will be a partner project.”
My friend and I are like
Then the teacher goes “… but I will be assigning the pairs.”
So my friend and I are like
That moment when you’ve smiled so much that your cheeks hurt
So you try to rub them to make them stop hurting
Teacher: Where’s your book?!
Student: At home.
Teacher: And what’s it doing there?!
Student: Obviously, having more fun than me.
When a song you haven’t heard in forever comes on:
It’s like…wait this sounds familiar
Then you that one verse that makes you remember the song
Then you are like
Teacher: Can you explain how you got that answer?
When I pass a test I didn’t study for